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PowerShell okay

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got some goblin news update we talked

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about I think it was last year that this

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village in Zimbabwe had a goblin

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sighting that I talked about mm-hmm and

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so this is an update the Goblin returns

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to torment a village in Zimbabwe ghosts

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and goblins are two words that go

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together like run and away yet ghosts

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seem to get everywhere to get all the

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fame and attention except in Zimbabwe

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where the goblins have been wrecking

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havock for generations with 2019 being

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no exception according to a recent

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report one village that has been

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tragically tormented for years have

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given up on conventional policing and

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have set up a crowdfunding program to

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raise money for the most powerful Goblin

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busting sorcerer they can afford so

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they're hiring a vigilante sorcerer

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possibly a warlock yeah yeah I got a guy

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if you need a number so I don't know if

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this is a repost from the the the Goblin

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article that I read but we'll see here

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chief sig Ola the local authority in

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Zimbabwe village describes a local media

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describes to the local media the

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frustrations in fighting the invisible

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Zimbabwean version of goblins which is

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European folklore which in the European

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folklore are visible ugly and mostly

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benign magical creatures like brownies

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dwarves or gnomes as we all know the

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chief and his constituents could

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probably deal with these little imps

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that steal gold and jewelry but they

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believe they're up against an invisible

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in they're up against invisible killers

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of livestock and possibly to children

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those unexplained deaths occurred in

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September of 2018 and the village

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brought brought in powerful prophets who

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allegedly rid the village of the goblins

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that purged seemed to work until this

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year when the village head said the

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goblins attacked the the goblin attacks

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have resumed

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and they so far 30 cattle have been

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found dead in this area that's that's a

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consider this is like cattle mutilation

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I've also lost some of my cattle I'm now

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seeking divine in traditional

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interventions to exercise the area

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whether it's goblins or someone using or

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someone using we are tired and we want

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the goblins or the person behind this to

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be caught I have her complaints that the

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goblins are also destroying some

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villagers crops there have been no more

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deaths yet the but the villagers are

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waiting each household has contributed

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towards hiring a powerful traditional

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healer to conduct the cleansing

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cleansing ceremony but this terror to

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stop this terror before it gets out of

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hand in the folklore of Zimbabwe goblins

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that terror can take on many forms

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earlier in 2018 a goblin was accused of

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throwing stones at a house in 2014 a

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police station was evacuated due to

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goblin infestation and a girl school

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complained of being attacked by goblins

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they could see which transformed from

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dwarves into baboons

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there are enough other unexplained

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problems that being a prophet or healer

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and also goblin maker in Zimbabwe is a

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good pain and steady job yep sounds like

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a good one it's $15 an hour minimum I

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thank you for whoever submitted us to

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the the news channel I definitely want

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to keep my my goblin news up to date

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here well then you might as well go to

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karat shop and look at what Cratchit

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participated in okay just correct you

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got some okay three goblin stories so

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you're just gonna have to zip through

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them you can't spend too much time on

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them but apparently this is either a

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cultural thing or is in Bob ways they

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need some goblin Buster's profits enlist

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dwarf to impersonate impersonate goblins

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a tree a trio of unsavory characters in

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Zimbabwe fooled a man into forking over

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a thousands of dollars by hiring a dwarf

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to impersonate a goblin like being - huh

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and haunt him Wow

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the incredibly weird caper

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when the miscreants presented themselves

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as prophets to a man named I'm mocking

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he pronounced that and promised that

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they would be able to cure his son of

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mental illness at some point during

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their proverbial selfs pitch the men

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were able to plant colorful trinkets

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inside their victims home and then acted

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deeply disturbed when the items were

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discovered they explained to the man

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that the objects were an indication that

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he was being haunted by a tick tick oh

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she ticklish she which is an infamous

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spirit in the Zulu culture akin to a

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mischievous or malevolent Goblin having

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planted these in his mind they returned

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to his home a few days later accompanied

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by a little person whom they hired to

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play the role of this malevolent little

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goblin okay there's our stories so

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there's two more stories

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don't-don't-don't well this has got even

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Ablett's this is this goblin knows this

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welcome the Goblin cast yes you were

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listening to drug what was it I don't

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know like best drug cast and now a cake

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asset Knight dick dick Knight something

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like this and here's another headline

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here goblins impregnate guru woman yeah

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a family from Mozilla a mozilla village

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and lower guru got a shocking report

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that their 19 year old daughter when

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they quizzed her about who was

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responsible for her pregnancy and she

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claimed it was a goblin a woman a woman

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who lives with her grandmother

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reportedly claimed that she had never

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slept with any man but for the past few

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months always woke when signs indicating

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that she had had sex with someone during

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the night I'm actually sympathizing with

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her here actually

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I know goblins can shape-shift but we go

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right I'm thinking about like some sort

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of a alien abduction you know I'm not

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thinking about like her lie I'm thinking

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of like I believe her and that okay the

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paranormal can take me

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forms depending on culture depending on

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culture we're being asked if goblin

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hunting comes with competitive benefits

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in a 401k

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I think they raise the the minimum wage

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for goblin hunting to fifteen others and

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hours but only Amazon stores but yeah

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and they cut down their hour yeah

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there's very little goblin hunting going

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at mmm stores they just have attendance

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in Bob we're where we are in ms Misawa

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Melissa I know yeah I can't our guru

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words are hard yes [\h__\h] yeah they are

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dude the grandmother disturbed by what

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she had been told invited other family

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members to interrogate the woman as her

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claims were mind-boggling when the

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family gathered she maintained her

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statements claiming that she saw a weird

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creature in her sleep and it was

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responsible for her pregnancy

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I believe her her aunts I do kid believe

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all women Pay Pal I look like look [\h__\h]

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happens man

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her aunts her aunt said that they was

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Drake in the Goblin was Jenkins a both

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had some K up their ass it's you know

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Grant said that they were amazed by her

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claim how can someone claim that she

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wasn't pregnant and buy a goblin I well

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at goblin you can call it you call what

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you will that's what she thinks it is

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we suspect that she just fabricated it

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after the boyfriend ran away or she

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slept with a number of men and she

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doesn't know who the real father is she

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further revealed that to that as a

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family they had agreed to consult a

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traditional healer to get to the bottom

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of the issue because the story given to

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their fan give him given the family has

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given the family a bad name in the

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community I'm five months pregnant but I

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do not know who impregnated me because I

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do not remember sleeping with any man

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okay gotta be a goblin I'm going with I

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believer and you can say it's a goblin

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or little green man or anything I am on

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her side and I believe her alright six

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one four three eight eight nine one oh

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nine we did the goblin news rundown

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thank there's one last Goblin is there

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one last gobbling story is one last

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Goblin yeah there was the did you get

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the OU students sent home don't leave

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with any of these goblins behind you're

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right we're gonna get all these

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government stories out of the way female

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students sent home from Zimbabwe school

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after a claim they had been attacked and

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possessed by goblins yeah well at least

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they didn't get pregnant well not that

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we know of yet the Goblin female pupils

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have been sent home from school in

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Zimbabwe after they told their teacher

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they had been attacked by goblins it has

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emerged the Goblin educational officials

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have launched an investigation into

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claims that small creatures repeatedly

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terrorized students at the council run

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st. Sebastian school near the southern

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city of bolo bolo while the Bulawayo

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Chronicle reported that the tiny beasts

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appeared before the frightened girls as

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humans before turning into baboons much

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like the other stories we heard about

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these little creatures turn into baboons

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a parent told the news newspaper one

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girl fell into a trance after being

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possessed by the goblins a goblin the

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parent who declined to be named said I

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think that the pupil was possessed by

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demons she fell into a trance and then

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all of a sudden she started screaming

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and kicking into the air vigorously for

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about five minutes a goblin she did not

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say anything during the fit when she

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recovered she said she had seen a baboon

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trying to slap her the Goblin The

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Chronicle also reported that the girls

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believe that the goblins

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were only visible to their victims a

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staff member who spoke under the

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condition of anonymity said the suppose

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attacks had started earlier this month

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she said that this problem started two

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weeks ago when we had two pupils that

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were attacked we did not consider it a

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serious issue until more girls were

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attacked we have since sent the

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effective pupils home to recover under

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the custody of their parents another

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witness told how one girl collapsed

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after supposedly seeing God

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accompanying her teacher into the

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classroom we're talking about goblin

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collusion here with the family goblin

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yep give me our honor the people said

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the people said the human beings turned

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into baboons so we have humans turning

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to baboon baboons into goblins and then

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back to baboons that's the chain of the

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the changeling progression here how that

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gets you local education officials have

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confirmed that they have launched a

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full-scale investigation into these

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bizarre events and now be educated Joe

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knows this that education educational

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facilities are known hubs hubs for evil

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activity they can be happy no I was just

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bull eat a lot there's some talking

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about weird things going on with any

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organ structure like that but they've

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gone to say we went to the school on

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Thursday to investigate and we are yet

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to establish what really is happening at

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the school the belief in supernatural

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beings remains common across many parts

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of Africa including in the southern part

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of the continent where the majority of

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people balance Christianity with

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traditional beliefs some communities

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continue to live in fear of small

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spirits known as the toko low XI the

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mysterious mischievous creatures are

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believed to lurk near human settlements

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and can be invoked by witch doctors to

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create bad luck for others the goblin

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why can't we just have nice goblins and

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or leprechauns bring us gold or cereal

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yeah they steal the gold and then they

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get your women pregnant and collude with

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teachers I don't like these leprechaun

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gobbling goblins are not the nicer la

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hybrids yeah III just want the ones that

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yeah yeah cuz like I mean baby these

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goblins are doing ketamine or maybe

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they're doing crack very possible

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there's some table news for everyone

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ding dong oh my god just just transition

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over maybe it's just 1 4 3 2 8 9 1 o 9

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here we take one more phone call and

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we'll get the

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if you want to join the snake or disco

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give us an email at our botamo at

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